When you leave a carbon footprint, remember to wipe your feet

 

Would this mean we'd get Pele back? Brazil could use him

 

What to do when The Beautiful Game meets The Big Beautiful Bill

 

Manfred is in this farming thing for the lawn haul

 

Farmer Manfred is back in harness

 

Today's weirdness is also tomorrow's reason why

 

You don't want to know what he thinks the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion are...