***INITIATING STANDARD NON-THREATENING GREETING SEQUENCE***
hello again everybody
i am CyberSparky
remember me <question mark>
***RESPONSE NEGATIVE***
ah well skip it
my human masters have determined that i am the appropriate one to introduce the second episode of SCIENCE BOY VS. PROFESSOR PROTEUS
this is based on two interrelated but largely irrelevant factors:
1. my thematic suitability based on the central role of cybernetics in the plot
2. my immunity to superstitions concerning the temporal demarcation factor known as friday the thirteenth
i would say that it is an honour to be chosen based on these themes
but as we all know there is no honour among themes
***ERROR***
***ERROR***
***INSUFFICIENT PHONEMIC CORRELATION***
***PUN SEQUENCE ABORTED***
***COMMENCING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ON WORDPLAY APPARATUS***
<reboot sequence commence>
<reboot sequence complete>
looks like friday the thirteenth is no respecter of persons
no wonder humans hate it so much
click on the link to listen to EPISODE 2 OF SCIENCE BOY VS. PROFESSOR PROTEUS while i get fitted for a new motherboard
that is all
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