Friday, 16 August 2013

The Battle of the Boing, Part 6

     If you’re following this story (and there’s no earthly reason why you should be), you’ll already know that Gerald McBoing Boing, the boy who speaks in noises, music and squeaks, turned the cartoon world upside down by turning stool pigeon at the House Un-American Activities Committee.

     Though his accusations damaged many a reputation, they hit Gerald himself even harder. Having a red-baiter in their ranks did not endear Gerald to his employer, UPA, a studio known for its attachment to liberal causes. Gerald went from being one of the studio’s top stars to persona non grata, securing only odd bit parts, such as Tiny Tim in Mister Magoo’s Christmas Carol. To add insult to injury, Gerald was stripped of the unique contribution he could have made to this holiday special—his dialogue was dubbed in by another actor.



     This was to be Gerald’s last work for UPA—or any other studio—for quite some time. When Sparky encountered him a few years later, Gerald was decidedly down on his luck.

 
     You’ll remember that Sparky and Gerald were not on speaking terms—and if you don’t, the links to Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 of this story will put you in the picture. Circumstances being what they were, it seemed pointless to dwell upon the past. Putting their differences behind them, the two embarked on a new friendship that soon proved profitable for both.

 
 
     The reunion was not entirely a chance occurrence. Sparky had heard that the producers of a new sitcom were having trouble finding just the right sound effect to sell their pilot to network brass. Gerald came up with the effect; Sparky copyrighted and licensed the rights to it; and the rest is history. Whenever Elizabeth Montgomery wiggles her nose to make magic on an episode of Bewitched, half the magic belongs to Gerald.

 
 
     This went over so well that Gerald and Sparky were commissioned to furnish a sound for Barbara Eden’s blink on I Dream of Jeannie.



     So it was that two cartoon characters began a lucrative business providing signature sound effects for live-action TV shows. If you’ve heard the Skipper getting crowned by a coconut in Gilligan’s Island
 
 
     …you’ve heard Gerald.

     Likewise with the instantly-recognizable helicopter blades from M*A*S*H

 
 

     …Archie Bunker’s toilet…

 


     …and, well, just about anything on Star Trek.

 
 
     Sparky and Gerald branched out from television into other money-spinning sidelines. Gerald’s rendition of “La Cucaracha” on a car horn continues to be a big seller.



     The revenue from this joint venture has assured Gerald a comfortable living, and forms the basis of the slush fund for the care and upkeep of the Fortress of Funitude…including the all-too-frequent repair costs we incur.

 


     Sparky and Gerald would continue to be producing and marketing new material, but they dissolved their partnership due to a disagreement over ownership of the original concept for the squeaky sound SpongeBob makes when he walks.

     That, however, is a story I can’t tell you ‘til the courts are finished dealing with it. In any case, I’ve got no time to tell it to you now. The Catwoman Fanciers Society of Funsville is having its annual celebration of Julie Newmar’s birthday, and it’s always best to get there early…especially this year. You see, Milady Madeira M’Dear has promised that she and Miss Moose would take part in the occasion’s obligatory cosplay.

     For something like this, I want to be sure I’m in—you should pardon the expression—the catbird seat.

Uncle Fun    
 
 

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